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"Language and Laughter for the Greatest Good."
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Be Smarter.
Funnier. Lighter.
"Something
funny is
happening
at work."
HumorPoint
Laughter need not be cut out of anything since it improves everything.
James Thurber
The Perfect Quote
Smart Presentation Humor, Smart Jokes, Smart One-Liners
If you want to be happy, get dog insurance.
Robert Bostick
I haven't the slightest idea how to change people,
but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates
just in case I should ever figure it out.
David Sedaris
Wisdom has two parts.
Having a lot to say, and not saying it.
Unknown
The following word has been spelling adjusted for enhanced accuracy.
Maskulinity.
Robert Bostick
Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public
restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen
and paper under the stall door.
Marlo Thomas
"Reality" is the only word in the English language
that should always be used in quotes.
Unknown
I am a man of my word. And that word is “unreliable.”
Demitri Martin
The worst time to experience fight or flight is on a plane.
Robert Bostick
Cheerios is a good name for a cereal
but a bad name for a funeral home.
Unknown
Kleenex may be a good name for a tissue,
but it's an excellent name for a divorce law firm.
Paul Kondis
Air France is a good name for an airline
but a bad name for a deodorant.
Danny Bravman
BP is a good name for a gas company
but a bad name for a honey company.
Elden Carnahan
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.
Unknown
There are two kinds of people in the world.
Those who use coasters,
and those who don’t.
Jura Koncius
Spring is nature's way of saying let's party.
Robbin Williams
Eating is like being an artist.
When you do a lot of it, you end up showing your work.
Beth Sterling
We can put a man on the moon
but we can't remove ourself from a group text.
Robert Bostick
All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.
Alexandre Dumas
I’m gonna go outside, so if anyone asks,
you can just say I’m outstanding.
Unknown
The nicest feeling in the world is to do a good deed anonymously
- and have someone find out.
Oscar Wilde
Nobody gets the life we planned,
we get what God plans
and we spend the rest of our lives
trying not to hold it against him.
The less people know, the more they yell.
Seth Godin
Two things are necessary for great achievement:
a plan and not quite enough time.
Leonard Bernstein
We have a rule in our office:
The first one to arrive in the morning makes the coffee.
Everyone after that complains about it.
Gene Perret
One person's mess is simply another person's filing system.
Margo Kaufman
Did you hear about the company that offered $100 for
each money saving idea submitted by its employees?
The first prize went to the employee who suggested
the award be cut to $50.
Matt Silverman
If you don’t believe in the resurrection of the dead,
look at any office at quitting time.
Robert Townsend
Beware the conversationalist who ads 'in conclusion'.
He is merely starting afresh.
Robert Morley
What is the root word of the word funny?
Robert Bostick
You know that feeling when you’re leaning back on a chair
and you lean too far and you’re about to fall and then at the
last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
Steven Wright
The factory of the future will have only two employees,
a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog.
The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
Warren Bennis
The average person thinks he isn't.
Larry Lorenzoni
The Power of Inspirational Quotes to Annoy Others.
Enjoy your body, use it every way you can.
Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it,
it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.
Kurt Vonnegut
Two things to avoid saying in a job interview:
“Okie Dokie."
"You’re darn tootin.”
Robert Bostick
Take my advice — I'm not using it.
Unknown
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Unknown
One of my co-workers brought his young son to work
with him. My friend had warned us that his son was a
little shy, so we were all a little surprised to see how
eager he was to meet all of us. As the day wore on
and it got close to quitting time, I happened to notice
how unhappy the youngster appeared to be and I asked
him why he was so disappointed. His answer had all of
us rolling with laughter. He complained that he never
got to see the clowns his dad said he worked with.
Clyde Fahlman
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that
heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny ...'
Isaac Asimov
I love watching squirrels...
they always look like they're up to something.
Robert Bostick
Each day I have one simple goal:
steer clear of the bad neighborhoods of my mind.
Robert Bostick
Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness
and just be happy.
Guillaume Apollinaire
Start by starting.
Meryl Streep
Obstacles do not block the path, they are the path.
Zen proverb
Orville Wright did not have a pilot's license.
Gordon MacKenzie
If you were happy every day of your life
you wouldn’t be a human being. You’d be a game-show host.
Veronica Sawyer
Life is really hard,
but to be fair to life,
death is not all it’s cracked
up to be either.
Robert Bostick
We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone
should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized
and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.
Charles Bukowski
Your ego is not your amigo.
B.J. Novak
We are not retreating--we are advancing in another direction.
General Douglas MacArthur
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative,
a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
Franklin P. Jones
Bad taste is simply saying the truth…Before it should be said.
Mel Brooks
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein
Everyone has a spark of divinity in them worth respecting.
Robert Bostick
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity,
they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool
and throw them fish?
Unknown
Just before takeoff a flight attendant approached
Muhammad Ali and asked him to buckle his seat belt.
He replied, “Superman don’t need no seat belt!”
She responded, “Superman don’t need no plane.”
True Story
It isn’t the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out;
it’s the pebble in your shoe.
Muhammad Ali
Everything you ever wanted is one step outside your comfort zone.
Unknown
Nothing happens until the pain of remaining the same
outweighs the pain of change.
Arthur Burt
My elderly dad is just beginning to use technology.
His first email was all in the subject line.
David Nihill
Perhaps of all the communication strategies that leaders utilize,
the use of humor is most promising, but least understood.
C. B. Crawford
If there was ever a time we needed humor, it's now.
Robert Bostick
Regardless of the changes in technology,
the market for well-crafted messages will always have an audience.
Steve Burnett
The shortest distance between two people is laughter.
Victor Borge
If you can make people laugh, an open mind can't be far behind.
Sarah Jones
Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
Jonathan Swift
The most important thing to know in life
is how to be friendly.
Drake Prata Baack Age 8
We've all heard of Fake news.
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Robert Bostick
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There are more stars in our Universe than there
are grains of sand on all the beaches on Earth.
Carl Sagan
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs,
jolted by every pebble on the road.
Henry Ward Beecher
I still believe that love is all you need.
I don’t know a better message than that.
Paul McCartney.
